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jessica. i despise her.

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My girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy and whispered in my ear, “I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?”, I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: “You’ve won my trust”……. Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car.

melissaimani:

 

LMAO

hahhhaahhhhhaa

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h-i-p-s-t-e-r-shit:

Isn’t my hubby so cayoot guise? c;

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xxliveyourlifetothefullestxxx:

:)

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okay. reblogging this cause i thought they were boobs and i was like where the fuck are their nipples? hahhaa. 

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